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注:早先偶然在网上看到一篇据信是来自美国空军(Department of the Air Force, XXX Security Forces Squadron)的一份工作语言建议,非常有意思,录入部分内容如下。


Subject: Language in the Workplace

  1. It has be brought to leadership’s attention that some individuals are using language that is inappropriate in the work environment. Due to complains from some of the more sensitive members, this conduct will no longer be tolerated.

  2. Leadership does, however, realize the importance of open, honest communication between members. With this in mind, leadership has complied the following substitution list. It is imperative that all members understand and memorize the list so proper exchange of information adn ideas can flourish.

No fucking way I’m not certain that’s feasible
You’ve gotta be shitting me Really?
Tell someone who gives a fuck Perhaps you should check with…
Ask me if I give a fuck Of course I’m concerned
It’s not my fucking problem I wasn’t involved with the project
What the fuck Interesting behavior
Fuck it, it won’t work I’m not certain we can implement this
Why the fuck didn’t you tell me sooner I’ll try to schedule that
When the fuck do they expect me to do this Perhaps I can work late
Who the fuck cares Are you sure this a problem
He’s got his head up his ass He’s not familiar with the process
Eat shit You don’t say
Eat shit and die Excuse me
Eat shit and dies, mother-fucker Excuse me, sir
What the fuck do they want from me They weren’t happy with it
Kiss my ass So you’d like my help with it
Fuck it, I’m on salary I’m a bit overloaded at the moment
Shove it up your ass I don’t think you understand
This job sucks I love the challenge
Who the hell died and made your boss Would you want me to take care of this
Blow me I see
Blow yourself Do you see
Another fucking meeting Yes, we should discuss this
I really don’t give a shit I don’t think it will be a problem
He’s a fucking retard He’s a bit confused
I fucking told you so I mentioned this once before